Thursday, July 29, 2010

Who's on first (wild, wild west edition)

Her: Let's talk like cowboys.

Me: Okay.

Her: Howdy, pardner!

Me: Howdy, ma'am.

Her: MAN? Mommy, no, I'm not a man. I'm a girl cowboy.

Me: Then you're a cowgirl?

Her: You knew that? Then why did you call me a man?

Me: No, love, MA'AM. It's a polite way of addressing a woman.

Her: Addressing? Mommy. Pardner Mommy, no. We're not playing post office, we're playing cowboys.

Me: Sorry, ma'am.

Her: Maybe we should just play robots. Because they're not girls or boys. So you won't be so confused. Pin It