"Oh, yeah, E? Why?"
They're too much work. I don't want to have to do that much work.
"Well, they are a lot of work. But I think they're worth it."
I don't want to work, remember? I toooold you: I'm going to live with you forever and you can always buy me things so I don't have to work.
"Yes, I do remember that you said that."
Can I have another muffin?
"No, love."
Whyyy?
"Because one is a treat. But two is unhealthy."
But I ate all my fruit today!
"You can have another muffin tomorrow."
Oh, mannn! Mommy, when I have kids I'm ALWAYS going to let them have two muffins.
"Well, I hope those are some really healthy muffins."
"Wait. I thought you weren't having kids?"
Wellll...okayyy...I'll have kids...because I want somebody to be able to have two muffins.
But since I'll live with you, you'll just take care of them for me.
